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This Is One Of My Favorite Pick Up Strategies: I'm Constantly Giving Women My Keys. So Far, None Of Them Have Shown Up. Matter Of Time. And I've Been Robbed Twice.

Others Fear What The Morrow May Bring. I Am Afraid Of What Happened Yesterday.

If You Believe That Men And Women Have Equal Rights, If Someone Asks If You're Feminist, You Have To Say Yes Because That Is How Words Work.

I've Never Done Online Dating.

As I Always Have With Stand-up Or Anything, You Kind Of Draw On What You're Going Through In Your Life.