You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And

Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Got Control Over, 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'. And Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Don't Got Control Over, 'cause If You Don't Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'.

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

The First Thing You Do When You Get Out To Center Field Is Put Up Your Finger And Check The Wind Chill Factor.

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.