You Don't Come Into Cooking To Get

That's The Problem. Anyone Can Go And Buy A Restaurant. I Want To Be At That F - Ing Dinner Party Where They Say, "hey, Bill, Your Food's Great. You Should Buy Yourself A Restaurant." That's Not Right. Taking It Less Personally.

Someone Sent Me A Picture Of My Name That Was Tattooed On Their A***! The First Thing I Said Was, The Least You Could Have Done Was Spell It Properly!

Cooking A Dish Is Fine; Cooking It Under Pressure Is A Completely Different Ballgame.

Being On A Soccer Pitch Is Not The Same As Being In A Kitchen When Things Are Going Wrong.

Bake Some Bread. Make A Focaccia Bread Or Bake A Whole Mill Loaf. Do Something Creative, And Then Put The Labor Of Love Into It In The Beginning. When You Take That Bread Out Of The Oven And You Eat It An Hour- And- A- Half, Two- Hours Later, You Start To Appreciate It More And Then You Eat Less Because You Worked So Hard To Make It, You Appreciate It In A Much Better Way.