You Don't Get To Be Old Bein'

In March I Had A Minor Heart Attack While I Was Vacationing In Australia. It Scared Me, But It Was Nothing Compared To What Someone Had In Store For Me Down The Road.

Someone Called All The Newspapers In New York And Told Them I'd Died. I've Been Told By Almost Everyone It Was An Ex-wife - I've Had A Few So It's Hard To Pinpoint Which One - But Who Knows For Sure?

You Work Your Butt Off And Somebody Says You Can't Have Your Record Played Because It Offends Them. Tyrants Are Made Of Such Stuff.

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.