You Don't Get To Be Old Bein'

When I Was In Africa, This Voice Came To Me And Said, "richard, What Do You See?" I Said, "i See All Types Of People." The Voice Said, "but Do You See Any Niggers?" I Said, "no." It Said, "do You Know Why? 'cause There Aren't Any."

I'd Like To Make You Laugh For About Ten Minutes Though I'm Gonna Be On For An Hour.

You Gotta Be Cool When You're Macho Man, Cuz You Can't Be Sensitive And Care About Someone Having A Good Time In Bed, Cuz That's Too Scary... When You Don't Use Sensitivity When You're Having Sex, Or Share Some Of Your Soul, Nothing Gonna Happen, Because Men Really Get Afraid. Men Really Get Scared In Bed.

When You Ain't Got No Money, You Gotta Get An Attitude.

When You're Running Down The Street On Fire, People Get Out Of Your Way!