You Don't Go Home And Talk About

Flattery Is Like Chewing Gum. Enjoy It But Don't Swallow It.

You Don't Go Home And Talk About The Great Tennis Courts That You Played, But You Do Talk About The Golf Courses You Played.

Anyone In The Humor Business Isn't Thinking Clearly If He Doesn't Surround Himself With Idea People. Otherwise, You Settle For Mediocrity - Or You Burn Yourself Out.

Meow Is Like Aloha - It Can Mean Anything.

Just Because I Didn't Do What You Told Me, Doesn't Mean I Wasn't Listening To You!