You Don't Have To Carry A Designer

I've Always Been Loud And Obnoxious And Sneaking My Way Into Things, And So I Feel Like I've Snuck My Way Onto The Lollapalooza Lineup, And I'm Going To Sneak My Way Into Whatever Else I Get To Do.

I'm Over Dudes Trying To Look Like They're In Boy Bands.

I’m Sure You Gathered This By Now: I Just Do What I Want. Have I Made Out With Chicks? Hell Yeah. Did I Think It Was Awesome? Hell Yeah. I Wouldn’t Call Myself Bi. Like, If I Didn’t Eat Meat For A Week, It Doesn’t Make Me A Vegetarian. So I Like People, And That’s Just It. I Like People.

I Don't Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That's Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander. You Have To Have Dance Parties All Day And Night, And You Always Have To Be Excited About Having A Dance Party. You Have To Have A Dance Party In Milan One Day, And Then Wake Up And Have A Dance Party At, Like, Four In The Morning On National Television In L.a. The Next Day. The Hours Are Insane.

I Pretty Much Just Talk To And About Men The Way Men Talk To And About Women.