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I Am Whelmed, And Not Overly Whelmed, Just Whelmed About A Lot Of Facets In Life - Just How Fragile Life Is And The Different Challenges You Have In Life, Phobias About Things.

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.

I Think The Education System Is Great Just The Way It Is. There's Kids In My Neighborhood In Los Angeles, Seven Years Old, That Can Already Speak Fluent Spanish.

I Enjoyed Living In New York City, I Liked The Premise Of The Show [saturday Night Live], I Liked Working With A Different Host Every Week And Different Musicians. I Always Thought, "this Is Great. I Never Expected To Get This In The First Place, So I'm Just Happy Being Here."

When I Began Doing Stand-up, It Took Me A Long Time To Get An Hour's Worth Of Material Together.