You Don't Have To Swim Faster Than

It's Kind Of Fun When You're Playing Characters That Aren't Quite On The Up And Up And People Still Like You.

I Grew Up Watching Stand-ups And Thought It Was So Entertaining And Unique - You Didn’t See That As A Job Description Anywhere.

Don't Play Dead With A Vulture. That's Exactly What They Want.

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.