You Don't Know A Ladder Has Splinters

Dallas Cowboys May Be America's Team, But The Houston Oilers Are Texas' Team.

I Done Drew The Line. Just Like The Alamo. You're Either On One Side Of The Line Or The Other. I Don't Want To Ever Leave Texas Again.

I Never Scrimmage Oilers Against Oilers...what For? Houston Isn't On Our Schedule.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

I Thought I Did Until I Looked At Some Old Game Films. (when Asked If He Played College Football)