You Don't Realize How Much You Use

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I Like The Freedom Of Podcasting. With Podcasting You Can Really Mess Around With The Form And The Format. You Can Do As Much Time As You Like Without Having To Pause For Commercials.

There's No Bigger Atheist Than Me. Well, I Take That Back. I'm A Cancer Screening Away From Going Agnostic And A Biopsy Away From Full-fledged Christian.

I Guess My Feeling Is That If You’re Going To Make A Joke, That’s Fine, But You Should Also Sort Of Stand Behind It, You Know? A Joke Should Be More Than A Joke, It Should Be A Point That You’re Trying To Make.

The Shuttle Is The Worst $20 You'll Ever Save. It Adds 90 Minutes To Whatever A Town Car Or Cab Would Have Been. You Have The Unenviable Choice Between Being Dropped Off Last Or Being Dropped Off First And Having A Bunch Of Losers Who Can't Afford Cab Fare And Have No Friends Or Loved Ones With Cars Knowing Exactly Where You Live.