You Don't Realize How Much You Use

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

Having Sex Without A Condom Is Like Riding A Roller Coaster With Diarrhea. You Can't Just Throw Your Hands Up And Enjoy It.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?

Millions Of Guys Play Millions Of Basketball Games Every Day Of The Week At The Playground Or The Ymca. But Lebron James Gets $20 Million A Year Because He Can Jam On All Of Those Guys. We're Always Going To Want To See Lebron And Kobe Go At It.

I Am Not A Good Cue Card Reader.