You Don't Step On Stage To Eat;

I Think Online Dating Is A Way Of Procuring People. Like Facebook And Myspace, It's The Way That People Connect Now And Procure Small Children And Sometimes Dodgy Relationships. I Don't Think It's Very Healthy.

I'm A Nice Middle Class Public Schoolboy Who Underachieved And Wasn't Going Anywhere Fast. I Didn't Get Any Gcses Or A-levels. But Everyone Was Like: "please, Will You Do Something?" And I Was Thinking: "well, I Kind Of Like The Idea Of Joining The French Foreign Legion."

If I Am Duly Compared To Marlon Brando At All, Well, I Can Only Think Of The Teahouse Of The 'shanghai Noon,' That They're Comparing Me To That!

The Problem With Prime Beef Is That There Are So Many People Out There Selling Offal. So You Don't Know When You're Going Eat A Shitty Gangster Movie. Because Everybody Knows There's Good Stuff To Be Involved In.

A Lot Of People Say I Seem Masculine, But I Don't Feel It. I Feel Intrinsically Feminine. I'd Love To Be One Of The Boys But I Always Felt A Bit On The Outside. Maybe My Masculine Qualities Come From Overcompensating Because I'm Not One Of The Boys.