You Fainted," I Told Tank. "i Did

Babe,' Ranger Said. 'do Something With Her.' And He Disconnected. I Called Ranger Back. 'no,' I Said. 'and I Need Information On Jelly Kantner. His Apartment Got Blown Up, And I Need To Find Him.' And I Should Do This Why?' Because You Like Me.' There Was A Full Beat Of Silence. 'i Do,' Ranger Said. 'i Like You A Lot. Sometimes I'm Not Sure Why. Give Me A Couple Minutes.

My Grandmother Is A Little Cuban Woman Who Cooks All Day And Speaks Spanish. Your Grandmother Watches Pay-per-view Porn." "she Used To Watch The Weather Channel, But She Said There Wasn't Enough Action." -ranger And Stephanie

The Note Wasn't Signed, But I Could Tell It Was From Morelli By The Way My Nipples Got Hard.

Stop The Planet. I Want To Get Off.

Turns Out, That's How It Is With Weddings. You Just Keep Getting In Deeper And Deeper Until You Want To Throw Up.