You Get A Canoe Later And I'll

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Obviously There Was No Point In Being A Bachelor If His Houseman Was Going To Filch His Booze. If He Was Going To Get Robbed, He Might Just As Well Get Married.