You Gotta Call A Blacksmith.

You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six.

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes.

Yogi Saw Three Of His Players In The Locker Room Wearing Cone Head Hats. Yogi Said, Those Guys Make A Pair.

The Towels Were So Thick There I Could Hardly Close My Suitcase.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!