You Have Kim Jong Il, And You

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Insiders Say That Trump Is Running For President As A Publicity Stunt. That's Not The Donald Trump I Know.

The New Cia Torture Report Is 6 Million Pages Long. It's Almost As Long As A George Clooney Pre-nup.

One Day You're The Leader Of Iraq, The Next Day You're Being Checked For Fleas On Fox News.

The United States Has Launched Airstrikes Against Isis. It's Being Called 'operation Approval Ratings.'