You Have Kim Jong Il, And You

Sarah Palin Is Joining Fox News. The New Slogan Is 'hair And Unbalanced.'

It's Official, Arnold Said He Will Enter The Race For Governor. At Least That's What Everybody Thinks He Said.

The United States Has Launched Airstrikes Against Isis. It's Being Called 'operation Approval Ratings.'

Child Labor, Not A Problem. Censorship, Not A Problem. Torture, Not A Problem. Chewing Gum In China - Oh, My God! You Better Not Be Over Here Chewing Gum.

Interesting Survey In The Current Journal Of Abnormal Psychology: New York City Has A Higher Percentage Of People You Shouldn't Make Any Sudden Moves Around Than Any Other City In The World.