You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.

Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball. Not Me. It's Gossip.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I Would Have Waxed Less And Listened More. ... I Would Have Cried And Laughed Less While Watching Television ... And More While Watching Real Life. ... But Mostly, Given Another Shot At Life, I Would Seize Every Minute Of It ... Look At It And Really See It ... Try It On ... Live It ... Exhaust It ... And Never Give The Minute Back Until There Was Nothing Left Of It.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

A Small Waist Makes You Tire Easily.