You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On

My Mother Won't Admit It, But I've Always Been A Disappointment To Her. Deep Down Inside, She'll Never Forgive Herself For Giving Birth To A Daughter Who Refuses To Launder Aluminium Foil And Use It Over Again.

Humorists Can Never Start To Take Themselves Seriously. It's Literary Suicide.

To My Way Of Thinking, The American Family Started To Decline When Parents Began To Communicate With Their Children.

Time. It Hangs Heavy For The Bored, Eludes The Busy, Flies By The For Young, And Runs Out For The Aged.

Never Accept A Drink From A Urologist.