You Know It's A Sad Day When

If I Hadn't Done This I Might Have Ended Up Digging The Roads.

It Should Not Be An Act Of Social Disobedience To Light A Cigarette. Unless You're Actually A Doctor Working At An Incubator.

If You're Talking About Crowd Enthusiasm, It Varies. I Have A Decent Following In Australia So I Like There. I'm Interested In Playing Everywhere.

I Always Try To Address Where I Am. I'll Talk To The People And Try To Find Out What It Is About That Particular Place That Makes It Distinct From Everywhere Else.

I Feel Very Very Old. My Hair Hurts. I Have Buttocks All Over My Body And I Can't Even Smoke Properly Any More. I Don't Have Lungs, I Just Have Two Poppadoms In Here.