You Know It's A Sad Day When

I Don't Go Around Thinking Of Myself As A Great Anything.

We Are Both Drawn To Surreal Situations So The Writing Was A Joy.

Go And Lie Down In The Dark... For Hours... And Don't Move. I'm Locking The Door Now

Vodka! That's A Child's Drink, Why Am I Drinking This Stupid Drink, Oh And Why Am I On A Traffic Island?

I've Been Writing Since I Was Very Young, Even Before I Was A Teenager. As Far As I'm Concerned, I Am A Writer - Whether My Writing's Spoken Or Written In A Blog, Paper, Book Or Printed On The Side Of A Submarine.