You Know Those Guys That Go To

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

There's Math, And Everything Else Is Debatable!

When You Become A Comedian A Lot Of Stuff That Made You Laugh Before Just Stops. You Stop Watching Your Old Cartoons You Used To Watch. You Stop Reading The Funnies. It's Like Working At A Strip Club. You Don't Come Home And Turn On The Playboy Channel.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.