I Was Bused To A School In

I'm An Independent, But I Got To Admit I Lean Democratic.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. Oh My God, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

When I Do Something Good, The Audience Lets Me Know Immediately. They Laugh. That's It.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

That's A Sure Sign Someone Is Going Crazy - When He Refers To Himself In The Third Person, Talks In Low Tones, And Walks Around Wearing Shades All Day!