I Was Bused To A School In

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

Money Is The Best Lotion In The World.

Hollywood's Racist. Hollywood Is Sorority Racist. It's Like - We Like You, Rhonda, But You're Not A Kappa.

I Never Wanted To Churn It Out. Comedians Tend To Work All The Time. They Never Put It Down Like Musicians Who Might Make An Album Then Take Three Or Four Years Off To Recharge Their Batteries. Comedians Tend To Work Straight Through And They Get Stale Because Of That. Even When I Didn't Have A Lot Of Money I Never Ever Did It Unless I Had Something New To Say.

A Comedy Club Is A Place Where You Work Out Material, You're Trying Material.