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If You're Black, You Got To Look At America A Little Bit Different. You Got To Look At America Like The Uncle Who Paid For You To Go To College, But Who Molested You.

Women Can Have All The Evidence But They Still Want The Confession.

For The Most Part, Comedy Is The Only Fair Part Of Show Business.

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.

I Live Way Below My Means.