You Know What I Want You To

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

If Anybody Comes Up To You And Says, My Kid Is A Conservative - Why Is That? You Say, Remember In The 60′s When We Told You If You Kept Using Drugs Your Kids Would Be Mutants?

If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.