You Know When Jerry Ford Gets The

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

Young People, Take Heart: The Older You Get, The Fewer Commandments You Will Have The Strength To Break.

People Are Not In A Good Mood When Any Politician's Face Appears On Television.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

Humor Is Very Very Risky, Particularly For A Candidate, Unless He's Been In So Long That It Just Doesn't Matter, And He's Not Running For President. But It's Just That People Are So Sensitive And So Touchy, And You're Just Going To Upset Somebody Without Ever Realizing It.