You Know You're Lazy When You Run

How Do You Fall Into A Lion's Den, That Is My First Question There, You Think You Would Be Extra Carefull Around A Den Of Lions.

I Don't Have To Do Anything For Anyone Else's Benefit Anymore. I Just Want To Exceed My Own Expectations.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

My Fam Is Just A Regular Family. But All Of Them Have Great Senses Of Humor.

I Don't Know If I Could Kill Someone With A Frozen Turkey Because That Is A Lot Of Evidence To Eat .... Unless I Found A Whole Room Of People Who Also Wanted That Person Dead.