You Look Like A Normal Person, If

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

Talk About Cheap - On Christmas Eve, My Neighbour Shoots Off Three Blanks And Tells His Kids Santa Claus Just Committed Suicide.

My Wife Is A Real Puritan. She Thinks Licking The Stamp On The Envelope Of A Valentine Is Foreplay.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In Her Stockings - My Brother.