You Look Like A Normal Person, If

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

Committee - A Group Of Men Who Keep Minutes And Waste Hours.

Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen And Orders A Pastrami On White Bread, Somewhere A Jew Dies.

For Christmas The Just Came Out With A Battery-operated Battery. But The Batteries Aren't Included.