You May Not Realize This, But People

I Began To Go To Concerts When I Was 12 Years Old. And I Would Stand There, The Small Imp That I Was, And I Would Expect The World To Be Laid Before Me By These Artists, And In Some Cases It Was. So When I Climbed Onto The Stage, I Always Imagined That I Was Singing To Somebody Who Was Similar To How I Had Been.

I'm Capable Of Looking On The Bright Side. I Just Don't Do It Very Often.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.

I Don't Want To Get Too Involved In Marketing Budgets, Online Promotions And Download Set-ups Because It Would Be A Bit Like Gertrude Stein Mapping Out A Tv Campaign. I Want To Sing. I Want Visibility. I Am Essentially Al Martino, Not Seymour Stein.

In My Life Why Do I Smile At People I'd Rather Kick In The Eye?