You Mean In The State?

You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?