We Did Have Three Go To The

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.