Hell No. When I Die I Want

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

Hell No. When I Die I Want To Be Sick.