You May Be Big In New York,

The Trouble With Retirement Is That You Never Get A Day Off.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

You Mean In The State?