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You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

The Only Negative About Doing Stand-up Is That You're On The Road By Yourself. When You're On The Road With Comics We Just Crack Each Other Up Every Night Going, "can You Believe They're Paying Us To Do This? They're Crazy.

[about Sex And Being Married] It's Like Being The National Guard, We May Not Be Seeing As Much Action As The Front Line, But We Are Living To Fight Another Day.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.