You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If The Best Way To Keep Things Cold Is To Leave'em In The Shade.

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

You Might Be A Redneck If Exxon And Conoco Have Offered You Royalties For Your Hair.