You Might Be A Redneck If You

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Think That John Deere Green, Ford Blue, And Primer Gray Are The Three Of The Primary Colors.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.