You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff They Shouldn't Tell Their Therapist.

I Don't Know Why My Brain Has Kept All The Words To The Gilligan's Island Theme Song And Has Deleted Everything About Triangles.