You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If People Hear Your Car Long Before They See It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your 'huntin Dog' Cost More Than The Truck You Drive Him Around In.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.

Find Something In Life That You Love Doing. If You Make A Lot Of Money, That's A Bonus, And If You Don't, You Still Won't Hate Going To Work.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.