You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Had To Remove A Toothpick For Wedding Pictures.

The Things That I'm Talking About Not Knowing, They're Not Mysteries Of The Universe; It's Just Stuff I Thought I Would Know By The Time I Was Thirty-nine.