You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Six-pack And A Bug-zapper High-quality Entertainment.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell You... I'm Like, Hold On, Let Me Get A Pen And A Piece Of Paper.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.