You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Wish Your Outhouse Was As Nice As Those At The State Park.

I Got My Wife A Mood Ring. It Works Real Good! When Shes In A Good Mood It Turns Blue, But When Shes In A Bad Mood Theres A Red Mark Across My Forehead

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.