You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say About Someone, You Must Be Talking About Hillary Clinton.

You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.

I Refuse To This Day To Do E-mail Because Everybody I Know That Does It, It Takes Another Two Or Three Hours A Day. I Don't Want To Give Two Or Three More Hours Away.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.