You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If... Your High School Basketball Game Got Rained Out.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love.

You Know, I Remember Career Day In High School. I Remember Plumbers And Lawyers... I Don't Remember A Booth Where You Could Sign Up To Learn How To Shoot Chickens Out Of A Cannon At The Windshield Of An Airplane, 'cause There Would Have Been A Line At My School To Do That!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Amuse Yourself For More Than An Hour With A Fly Swatter.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.