You Might Be A Redneck If When

You Might Be A Redneck If Every Electrical Outlet In Your House Is A Fire Hazard.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In A Bathroom Appliance In Your Front Yard.

If You Think 'loading The Dishwasher' Means 'getting Your Wife Drunk', You Might Be A Redneck

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.