You Might Be A Redneck If When

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are More Than Ten Lawsuits Currently Pending Against Your Dog.

You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.