You Might Be A Redneck If When

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

Hell, When I Was In High School, A "drive-by Shooting" Meant Somebody Had Their Rear End Hanging Out A Car Window!

If You Think The Last Four Words To The National Anthem Are " Gentleman, Start Your Engines", You Might Be A Redneck.

You Have To Change Those Diapers Every Day. When Those Directions On The Side Of The Pampers Box Say, 'holds 6-12 Pounds' They're Not Kidding!