You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.

Sacrificing Myself To Kill Hilary Clinton Was The Best Thing I Could Possibly Do For Humanity

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.