You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

The Thing About That Singles Apartment Is You Never Had To Clean It Up... Until The Day You Got The Security Deposit Back. You're Arguing With The Landlord... 'no Sir, The Back Door Was Missing When We Moved In Here! The Pizzas Were Always On The Ceiling!'

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!

You Might Be A Redneck If You Grow Vidalia Onions, Rather Than Considering Them A Gourmet Item.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.