You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Think That John Deere Green, Ford Blue, And Primer Gray Are The Three Of The Primary Colors.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.