You Might Be A Redneck If You

When You're Young And You Get To Choose Between Sleep And Sex You Take Sex Everytime. You Start Getting Older, You Get To Choose Between Sleep And Sex, You Choose Sleep And Just Hope You Have A Dream About Sex.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

I've Been To All 50 States, And Traveled This Whole Country, And 90 Percent Of The People Are Good Folks. The Rest Of Them Take After The Other Side Of The Family.