You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Only Condiment On The Dining Room Table Is The Economy Size Bottle Of Ketchup.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

You Might Be A Redneck If In An Effort To Watch Your Cholesterol, You Eat Spam Lite.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.