You Might Be A Redneck If You

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

I Would Love For Someone To Offer Me A Serious Part In Something. I Don't Know If I Could Even Pull It Off, But I Would Like To Be The Cowboy That Rides Off And Someone Shoots Him Off The Horse In The Middle Of Town. Just A Serious Role. It Wouldn't Have To Be A Big One.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.