You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Been Fired From A Construction Job Because Of Your Appearance.

I'm Two Decisions Away From Putting Up Drywall For A Living. I Am, And There's Nothing Wrong With That, But Whatever I Got, It's Through The Grace Of God, And I've Got To Use It Right.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Little House On The Prairie For Decorating Tips.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

If You're A Redneck, You Have That Blood Flowing Through Your Veins. That's Almost On The Bucket List, To Hear "freebird" Live.