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You Might Be A Redneck If The First Words Out Of Your Mouth Every Time You See Friends Are Howdy!, Hey! Or How Y'all Doin'?

You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite T-shirt Is Offensive In Thirteen States.

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.