You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are More Than Ten Lawsuits Currently Pending Against Your Dog.

I Always Wore Cowboy Boots And Drove A Truck, And Talked Like This. So Everywhere I Would Go In Comedy People Would Say, "foxworthy, You Ain't Nothing But A Redneck From Georgia!" It Kind Of Became A Formula Joke.

Ladies Have Come Up With All These Expressions To Reassure Men. "oh, Honey, It's Not The Size Of The Ship, It's The Motion Of The Ocean." That May Be True, But It Takes A Long Time To Get To England In A Rowboat.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Best Way To Keep Things Cold Is To Leave'em In The Shade.