You Must Be Poor. Why? Cuz Ur

This Is A Combo Between Taco And Burrito, Nacho!

I Like Writing About The Issues We All Bump Up Against As We Get Older, But I Try To Present Them In A Fun Way.

Because Whipping An Atlas At Jackson's Head While He Was Flirt-touching That Frankie Girl In Geography Would Have Been Very Satisfying. And Beating Him With The Eiffel Tower Snowglobe While He Kissed Cleo In French Would Have Been Tres Cathartic. But She Hadn't. Instead She'd Been Egg-like: A Hard Shell On The Outside, And A Runny Mess On The Inside.

Massie's Frindship Is Something That Has To Be Earned. Not Because She's Beautiful Or Popular But Because She's Loyal.

Do I Look Like A Jonas Brother? Then Why Is Everyone Waiting For Me To Lose It?