You Never Want To Be The Grumpy

Women Were Quite Terrifying Until I Was Older. I Think That's Partly Down To Confidence.

I Saw A Charity Appeal In The Guardian The Other Day, And It Read "little Zuki Has To Walk 13 Miles A Day Just To Fetch Water". And I Couldn't Help Thinking, She Should Move.

I'm Not Worried About The Third World War. That's The Third World's Problem.

There Was One Time Where I Failed To Perform Sexually. My Girlfriend Said To Me "oh Don't Worry, It Happens To A Lot Of Guys". Ok, There Are Two Things Wrong With That. First Of All Who Are These Other Guys?, And Second Of All If It's Happening To More Than One Of Us, Don't You Think It Could Be Your Fault?

Eighteen Years Since The Chernobyl Disaster. Is It Just Me Surprized? Still No Superheroes!