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I've Always Had A Strong Feeling For The Statue Of Liberty, Because It Became The Statue Of My Personal Liberty.

I Reserve The Right To Tell Shaggy Dog Stories Or Even Common Jokes As Part Of What I'm Doing. I Don't Give A Damn If Half The Audience Walks Out.

When My Mother Left Her Second Husband, She Wrote Her Autobiography And Presented It To Him For His Approval.

I Had No Idea Where These Kids At A Small Private College In The San Fernando Valley Were Coming From, Why They Were Coming To Hear Me, Or What They Needed To Know.

Children Frequently Sing Meaningful Phrases To Themselves Over And Over Again Before They Learn To Make A Distinction Between Singing And Saying.