You're Not A Star Until They Can

Acting Is Like Sex: You Either Do It And Don't Talk About It, Or You Talk About It And Don't Do It. That's Why I'm Always Suspicious Of People Who Talk Too Much About Either.

(on Warner Brothers) This Studio Has More Suspensions Than The Golden Gate Bridge.

That's Baseball, And It's My Game. Y' Know, You Take Your Worries To The Game, And You Leave 'em There. You Yell Like Crazy For Your Guys. It's Good For Your Lungs, Gives You A Lift, And Nobody Calls The Cops. Pretty Girls, Lots Of 'em.

I Can't Say I Ever Loved My Mother; I Admired Her.

I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My Own.