Acting Is Experience With Something Sweet Behind

I Don't Approve Of The John Waynes And The Gary Coopers Saying "shucks, I Ain't No Actor - I'm Just A Bridge Builder Or A Gas Station Attendant." If They Aren't Actors, What The Hell Are They Getting Paid For? I Have Respect For My Profession. I Worked Hard At It.

The Whole World Is About Three Drinks Behind.

I Gave Up Drinking Once -- It Was The Worst Afternoon Of My Entire Life.

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

There Is More To Talking Than Just Words.