You're Not Wearing Mink Knickers,are You?

There Are Always Twenty Excellent Reasons For Doing Nothing For Every One Reason For Starting Anything-especially If It Has Never Been Done Before.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.

British Women Can't Cook.