You're Only As Good As Your Last

If You Want To Get Ahead In This World Get A Lawyer -- Not A Book.

If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His Child A Drum.

There Are Some Great Writers Who Are Great Talkers, But There Are More Great Writers Who Are Not Great Talkers. People Seem To Think There Is Some Connection Between Talking And Writing, But I Love To Talk And If There Were Some Connection Between The Two Of Them I Would Be The Most Prolific Writer In The History Of The World.

I Do Not Believe In God. I Believe In Cashmere.

I Think One Manifestation Of Integrity Is Holding A Grudge. Saying No Is A Little Different. Holding A Grudge Is The Modern Equivalent Of Having Standards.