You're So Easy To Read But The

I'm A Big Stupid History Nerd.

If That Happens Again Someone's Gonna Get Shot.... With An Arrow Of Love!

Perfume Was First Created To Mask The Stench Of Foul And Offensive Odors... Spices And Bold Flavorings Were Created To Mask The Taste Of Putrid And Rotting Meat... What Then Was Music Created For? Was It To Drown Out The Voices Of Others, Or The Voices Within Ourselves? I Think I Know.

You're So Easy To Read But The Book Is Boring Me.

We Will Paste Upon The Curled Pages Words Like Charming And Romantic And Sentimental Forgetting That Charming Is Witchcraft Romantic Is Love And Sentiment Is What Makes Us Human