You're Supposed To Have One Hand Up

The Critics. When They're Right, They're Right For The Wrong Reasons. And They're Usually Wrong.

Yeah, I Think That's Sort Of The American Way. And It's Also The Polish Way, It Turns Out.

Every Moment That You Share Someone Else's Pain, Feel What They Feel, Makes You More Human.

Awards Are Meaningless To Me, And I Have Nothing But Disdain For Anyone Who Actively Campaigns To Get One.

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So. - Stephen Leacockof Christmas Trees Around The House, So It Smells Good.