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The Young Compliment Their Greatness On The Number Of Their Friends; The Old, On The Confidence Of Them.

I Was In My Peak Physical Condition When I Was About Like, Uh... One. Oh God, I Looked Good, Young And Fresh! You Wouldn't Know Me Now If You'd Seen Me When I Was One, You Know? I Even Looked Good For My Age. People Would Come Up To Me And Go, What Are You, Zero? And I'd Go, No, I'm One Over Here!

They Say That If You're Afraid Of Homosexuals, It Means That Deep Down Inside You're Actually A Homosexual Yourself. That Worries Me Because I'm Afraid Of Dogs.

The Character Of Giving Advice Often Makes Us Accountable For The Conduct Of Those We Advise.

The Rolling Stones Reunited For A Twenty-fifth Anniversary Tour Last Week. Keith Richards Said That He's Happy To Continue To Do What He's Been Doing For The Past Twenty-five Years: Cheating Death.